‘Why Won’t Conservatives Give Up Their Guns?’ Ask The People Shooting At Them

U.S. — A new poll suggested ongoing confusion as to why conservatives won't give up their guns among those who keep shooting at them. "I don't get it," said one violent left-wing activist. "It's like they want to be able to defend themselves or something." According to the Gallup poll, approximately 97% of armed assailants expressed surprise and bewilderment that conservatives won't simply lay down their arms and allow themselves to be controlled or openly attacked. Meanwhile, conservatives were reportedly more enthusiastic than ever to buy more guns. "I want to be able to defend myself and my family," said...