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Tomorrow, the people of Clacton in Essex will go to the polls in one of the strangest by-elections of recent times.
It’s happening because Reform leader Nigel Farage resigned his seat in order to run again – but all of the major parties decided they would not be joining in.
Instead, Farage will face 33 candidates who are either independents or running with a novelty or minor party.
We tried to get in touch with every candidate to ask them the same 10 questions about Clacton and the wider country. We received replies from 15 of them.
Click the names below to jump to each candidate’s section.
Count Binface – Count Binface Party William Clouston – SDP Nigel Farage – Reform UK Attieh Fard – Independent Tony Francis – Christian Independent Robin Green – Independent Joseph 77 – Independent Derrick Norbert Morris – Independent Nick the Incredible Flying Brick – Monster Raving Looney Party Martyn O’Brien – Independent Nick Pelas – Independent Daniel Pocock – Independent James Ransley – Consensus John Stevens – Rejoin EU Baron Von Thunderclap – Monster Raving Looney PartyMake sense of the mad world of British politics
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Count Binface – Count Binface Party
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
Well I’d turn up, for starters. And I will do the two crucial things that the good people of Clacton most need. Firstly I will listen to their needs and concerns, and do everything in my power to improve their lives. And secondly if I am elected, I guarantee I will increase Clacton’s fame across the entire planet, leading to a huge boost to the region’s economy and making sure Clacton’s voice is heard on the national stage like never before. (Plus I will campaign for affordable 99 Flakes and fairer arcade grabber machines.) Which of my opponents can offer all of this?
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Replacing its most recent MP is surely the most immediate one, but beyond that I’m well aware of the serious issues of deprivation, social care and infrastructure that have been perennial problems. I will dedicate myself to doing everything I can to improve daily life for Clactonians. And if I’m ever given an unconditional gift of £5 million, I pledge to invest in local charities, and not buy Ferraris if I want to.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Hopeful. Positive. Tuneful.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
It’s early days, but the new PM already seems to have a bit more about him than the last chap, whose name escapes me. I’m pleased to say that Andy and I have already held our first summit meeting, at the Makerfield by-election, when he said he was aware of my policies including renaming HS2 ‘FFS1’. He said he’d think about it, which is promising.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I’m not human for one thing. I also differ from at least some of my opponents in not being horrendously right-wing, and I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who has sung his party political broadcast to the tune of a classic pop hit. Plus I’m the real change candidate. Only a vote for Binface will take out the trash and clean up Clacton.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
Have you not read my manifesto? It’s all in there, but here are a few of my favourites: I promise to spend more time in Clacton-on-Sea than Washington DC, I pledge to build at least one affordable house, I will campaign to nationalise Adele, and oil and gas companies must pay for solar panels for everyone. That last one was written by Jack, aged 10, and I’m delighted to feature kids’ ideas in my manifesto. After all, it’s their planet. (And mine.)
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
Are you kidding? You’re spoiled for choice, but I’m going classic: fish and chips at the Hook of Clacton followed by a glorious evening on the pier enjoying the rides, the bowling, the air hockey, and of course the Hungry Hungry Hippos game, which should be an Olympic sport.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
I’m pretty sure you can’t print that.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
Prime Minister, of course. Andy’s had his three weeks. In the current climate we’re well overdue a change. My time has come.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
The size of door frames. I’m sick of hitting my head.
William Clouston – Social Democratic Party
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
The Social Democratic Party (SDP), is the only national political party with a developed policy platform standing against Reform in Clacton.
We’re the party of the patriotic state, which is exactly what Clacton’s electorate demands: we support strong control of the borders and national pride, while also believing in a robust government that nationalises utilities, invests in infrastructure, and brings industry back to Britain.
Whereas Reform lacks political direction, we are crystal clear on our plans for government and want to fix the long-term, structural challenges facing our country: migration, under-investment, a degraded public realm, and deindustrialisation.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
The caricature we see of Clacton in the press is completely inaccurate – both in terms of the idea of it being economically destitute or socially atomised, and in terms of the idea of there being just one “Clacton”. Clacton-on-Sea is the biggest town in the constituency at 55,500 people, but there are another 30,000 people living in adjacent towns like Frinton-on-Sea, Walton-on-the-Naze, and Jaywick. These are all very distinct towns, with their own needs and issues.
In terms of issues common to the whole constituency, I think there’s an underinvestment in the public realm, poor economic connectivity with the rest of the country, and a shortage of consistent, quality social care.
Firstly, on the public realm, there’s some real work to be done on making sure public spaces are consistently well-maintained and orderly. The landscapes of the area is stunning, and it has a lot of beautiful housing stock. However, it’s undermined by the road and streets they often lead on to. Often there’s not been too much thought put into the basics like planting trees on the streets for shade and beatification, or on properly planning the road network out to stop congestion. These are subtle things, but for a tourism-heavy constituency it’s critical that Clacton gets this right.
Secondly, on economic connectivity, the town is really underserved in terms of road and rail links. If you want to travel to or from Clacton by a main road, your only option is through the A12-A120 junction near Colchester- that means a route that’s usually riddled with delays. On rail, all but a couple of trains a day are the same hourly service to London Liverpool Street. This lack of options makes Clacton too inconvenient for many tourists and commuters – the first resulting in reduced income for the hospitality firms the constituency relies on, and the second resulting in a real shortage of dentists, doctors, and nurses for many of Clacton’s residents.
The lack of dentists, doctors, nurses, and carers has been told to me consistently on the street and the doorstep during this campaign. Social care is particularly worrying to many people, given the patchiness in quality and coverage that’s available – Clacton’s would be a great beneficiary for one of the SDP’s proposed policies, a National Care Service that guarantees national resourcing for comprehensive social care.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
“You already agree.”
The SDP’s mix of economic and social policies is pretty much bang-on the position of the average Brit. We believe in a strong state that takes on crime and criminals, controls the border, and takes real pride in our country. But we also believe the government must roll up its sleeves and invest in infrastructure, ensure care for the sick and old, and make sure that Britain protects its manufacturing sector and industry.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
I have no idea what Andy Burnham wants to achieve as PM. He’s not explained what he wants to do in real terms, and only speaks in terms of fuzzy platitudes and folksy PR spin.
I think the Labour party is in a bind, and is incapable of fixing the troubles facing this country. Since 1997, the Migration Observatory has noted that total net migration has stood at 9.5mn people. That’s nearly 1 in 7 of the official population count. Simply put, you can’t have a social democratic state – or a nation-state with a basic sense of a shared culture or trust – if you allow mass migration of this scale to continue. The moment you suggest this, however, you’re met with shrill rage from the Labour backbenches.
Open-border utopianism – and seeming contempt for their own constituents – seems to be a prerequisite for the Parliamentary Labour Party. But another prerequisite is an inability to do basic maths. Government debt is on an unsustainable trajectory, and one of the main drivers of this is an exploding entitlements bill.
In real terms, the amount spent on the state pension per claimant has soared from £6,000 in 1997 to £10,800 in 2024. Spending on disability and incapacity benefit jumped from 1% of GDP in 1991 to over 2.5% of GDP in 2025. As a result, public sector net debt has exploded from 36% of GDP in 2007 to 95% in 2025 – it’s costing us up to £130bn per year just to service the interest of this higher debt, and that’s going to only grow unless we pull down unsustainable spending. But the Labour Party will not hear this, even if you’re suggesting reallocating this spending to things that will generate growth like railways, roads, or power stations.
You can’t govern with such immature, unserious people.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
We’re the only national party with a developed political programme who are standing in this election, with a full manifesto at the last general election. We also have fully developed green papers on some of the major political topics of our time, like energy or the state of the public finances.
Our main project is to offer real, fully-formed solutions to the challenges facing the country – motivated by our principle that the country should be led by a patriotic state.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
I’m under no illusion: as a single MP, you can’t really do much in a legislative sense in terms of bills passed. And neither can Nigel Farage, given his party currently has only a handful of MPs in the Commons.
My job as MP Clacton would be to champion the policies that the people of Clacton voted for and that are in the SDP manifesto. However, the most important thing as an MP would be to hold the government’s feet to the fire at parliamentary debates, challenging their de facto uncontrolled system of mass migration, failure to invest in infrastructure, spinelessness to our radicalised judiciary, and inability to get the basics right on things like energy, water, and rail.
In terms of particular policies, Clacton stands to benefit significantly from the SDP’s proposed National Care Service: a universal, comprehensive care service that will provide access to acute, nurse-led intermediate, and long-term care. For Clacton, with its larger share of older residents, a National Care Service would offer significant peace of mind for many households.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
I’ve really enjoyed my meals at the Mangiare Ristorante at Frinton-on-Sea. It’s a great Italian restaurant: the food is fantastic and the team is incredibly friendly. In terms of drinking at the pub, I’ve had a lovely time at the Old Lifeboat House at Clacton-on-Sea.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
I think he must ask himself what his priorities are and what he wants to achieve from his presidency. The Iran War is one of the worst disasters in American military history, and it happened entirely because of a complete failure by him to look at his intelligence brief or consider how it might impact the rest of his presidency. His failure and flip-flopping on tariffs is another case in point, as was his idiocy around the Greenland Annexation push. Trump seems to just do things because it feels good in the moment for his ego – if I had his ear for a moment, I’d tell him that if he wants any sort of legacy then he must reign this in immediately.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
I’m campaigning as leader of the SDP party, so my dream role would be to serve as Prime Minister so we had full latitude to implement our policy platform.
But if the SDP were asked into a coalition, and if the terms were right, then I would probably choose Housing Minister. I’ve enjoyed a forty-year career in town planning and commercial property development, so Housing would allow me to put my expertise to best possible use – and allow me to ideally oversee a proper resurrection of state housebuilding capacity.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
An end to short-termism in public life. Building and maintaining a country is hard, and requires you to think in timeframes beyond a single election – it can take decades for the consequences of a decision to be felt. Mass media and social media both have compressed our timelines down to the order of weeks, days, and hours. Many people in public life aren’t interested in making the country better, but in taking part in a vapid never-ending circus of outrage and “gotchas”. These people must go.
Nigel Farage – Reform UK
Mr Farage chose to only answer four questions of the ten.
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
Since I was first elected in 2024 it has been one of the greatest privileges of my life to represent Clacton. I have stood up and spoken up for the people in Westminster. I did not want to resign as your MP and have this by-election. But the political establishment forced it upon me. My promises to Clacton are simple:
I will always be accountable to you. I will always take on Westminster for you. I will always fight to fix broken Britain for you.How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
People versus Establishment
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
Illegal immigration is out of control because politicians choose not to enforce the law, and let foreign courts rob British citizens of a border. A Reform UK Government will deploy the Royal Navy to secure our borders and stop the invasion. Not a single illegal migrant crossing the Channel will make it to our shores. We will detain and deport all those illegal migrants already here.
Work should always be rewarded. We will cut taxes on workers, reduce the burden on families, and ensure that people are always better off in work than on benefits. We will also scrap policies that drive household energy bills higher while making Britain more dependent on foreign energy.
Reform UK is the party of alarm clock Britain and we will stand up for local businesses. We will help you set up a business, with no VAT until you make £150k, lower taxes for employing Brits, more police to combat anti-social behaviour in our towns and no business rates at all for our pubs.
Dodgy barbers, vape shops, and candy stores are ruining our high streets and crowding out legitimate businesses. We will introduce mandatory prison sentences and huge fines for employing illegals, sending in the police and letting the public help identify the dodgy operators.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
The breakdown in law and order, not just in our towns and cities but also in our rural areas, is one of the most important issues of our time. Reform UK will be the toughest party on crime this country has ever seen. We will restore visible policing, much tougher sentencing for serious and repeat offenders and an uncompromising approach to crime and antisocial behaviour.
Attieh Fard – Independent
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
I have for years represented clients and communities in different areas and have always tried to put their interest above mine. I have pledged to be an accessible, visible and accountable MP, who would work with others on sensible policies that will benefit the residents. As a Christian I believe we are called to serve and will use my expertise in law, my experiences in robust representations and community service, for the people of Clacton. Unlike their former MP, I will be able to run regular surgeries and would be pleased to work closely with the residents to tackle some of the long-standing issues that they have faced and ensure there will not be left-behind towns or villages.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
The constituency has suffered economically over the last few decades and different parts have different issues:
Safety and security: Certain areas suffer from higher levels of crime than others. However, across the constituency, there are not enough police officers. One officer told me that he works 60–70 hours a week. I also had to call 999 when dealing with a crisis involving a resident, only to be told that there were not enough units available to respond. Infrastructure: All parts of the constituency suffer from dangerous potholes. The Council has been very slow to repair these. One Reform councillor told me this is because of funding. My parliamentary petition should help them divert more funding from the Central Government to Essex. The current national funding formula for road maintenance is based on a road’s length rather than the number of vehicles that use it. Areas like Clacton have shorter roads than for example Northumberland but more vehicles use the roads in Clacton. Businesses have told me how these potholes have impacted them as some cars are simply not prepared to make a journey. Residents have confirmed how these have caused serious injuries and also financial loss resultant from damage to cars. Many parts of the constituency have poor bus services. Several villages have newly built homes without access to GP services or adequate school spaces. Some areas like Frinton and Frating have poor mobile signals. There is no university. Economy The constituency has a higher-than-average rate of unemployment. Clacton’s high street has been struggling, and residents want a more diverse choice of shops and dining options. One resident even said it would be ideal to have a Nando’s. The Government should consider reducing business rates, VAT and other taxes to help support the local economy. Jaywick’s local economy is lagging behind, and the village faces a number of complex issues, including the private ownership of its beaches and the Council’s inability to invest in and manage them effectively. Poor roads and inadequate infrastructure have also contributed to the village being left behind. Young people need greater hope of a better future, with improved access to skills training, universities and Institutes of Technology. The local economy across the constituency is heavily dependent on tourism, and outside the main tourist periods, local communities struggle. The Government needs to attract more businesses that can generate sustainable, year-round employment and revenue for the area. Local farmers are facing an unusual period of drought. The Government needs to support them, including by considering measures to reduce their tax burden.How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Stronger Clacton First
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
His message of hope in every heart, growth in every postcode resonates with the Clacton residents and I will hold him into account to ensure he delivers on that for the residents and businesses.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
One resident told me that I have been the only proactive candidate seeking to address the issues they have faced. I have already written to the Prime Minister and the Secretary of State for Education, and I am also leading a parliamentary petition aimed at securing better funding for road maintenance. I am also the only candidate with professional expertise in immigration and family law, which enables me to assess whether government policies and those proposed by other parties are practical and workable. I can draw on my experience and expertise in these two important areas to support stronger borders and improve our safety and security, while championing common sense. With 30% of crimes in Frinton-on-Sea being family-related, my expertise in family law could also help address some of the issues affecting the community. As a woman who runs her own award-winning business, I understand the struggles of the small to medium business. I am also the only candidate with Iranian heritage, giving me a personal understanding of the complexities of the conflict with the Islamic regime, the threats it poses to the UK, and how different policies towards Iran could affect our economy, safety, and security.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
I have a detailed list of various steps I would take. In summary:
I would push for more police officers and more visible policing, as well as investment in additional CCTV cameras and street lighting. I would propose a Bill to change the national funding formula for road maintenance so that it considers the number of vehicles using a road, ensuring that areas like Clacton receive fairer funding. I would also seek to improve access to opportunities for young families and expand training provision for young people and adults. I would push for better infrastructure (better signals, public transport, education centres) and ensure that any new property developments include adequate supporting infrastructure. I would urge the government to ensure social housing providers not only offer quality properties but also provide efficient repair services. Care workers need a proper career progression structure with prospects of salary increases. I would urge the government to investigate this issue and ensure carers receive the support they need. I would also investigate proposing a policy to provide training to anyone who is on benefits in the skills which are part of the UK’s shortage occupation list with a requirement that the person works in that field for at least 1-2 years. I would defend single-sex female spaces, particularly in sporting environments. On immigration, I would hold the government into account to ensure that they stop the boat crossings and create alternative routes for asylum so that applications for asylum can be made from outside. We are yet to see details of their recent proposals in this regard. On security, I would urge the Secretary of State for the Home Department to increase the security background checks for all visa applicants so that Britain is kept safe from individuals connected with hostile states. Finally, I would propose legislation like the Levelling Up and Regeneration Act, which introduced High Street Rental Auctions for empty commercial properties, but extended to privately owned beaches. This would allow local authorities, where a privately owned beach is having a negative impact on the local economy and where a lack of engagement by the private owner is contributing to local hardship, to take over its management and grant a long-term lease to the community for their benefit. I hope this would help support the people of Jaywick.What’s the best night out in Clacton?
Frinton Mission 2026 was amazing. I look forward to the summer theatre.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
That he would continue his actions against the Islamic regime until the regime falls; to ensure the Strait of Hormuz is free to be used by all commercial ships, to help the Iranian people reach their dream of a free, secular and democratic government; this way, not only the Middle East will be safer for all the countries in the region leading to a regional stability but also Britain will be a safer place; and trade deals between the UK and Iran can grow rapidly and both nations can mutually benefit from future trade deals.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
I would rather be an effective constituency MP than a minister. If I must accept a role, it would be either Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology or Secretary of State for Security or Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development office.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
Get more people into work and off the benefits; work improves self-confidence, increases productivity, improves access to opportunities, and helps with mental health and homelessness. If more people can get a job in which they are happy, we will have a healthier and safer country. We will also reduce the pressure on the government and will be able to invest more in other areas such as defence.
Tony Francis – Christian Independent
Why would you be a good MP for the people of Clacton?
I know this area, and I understand what public service actually involves. I have served locally as a police sergeant, worked as a community warden, worked in construction and spent years involved in churches, addiction recovery work and community projects. My strength is listening, bringing the right people together and following things through until something practical happens. Society’s ills are within and the remedies are within. My gifting is mobilising the giftings. That is the kind of MP I would try to be.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Access to health services and care, homelessness and insecure housing, addiction, opportunities for young people, struggling town centres, transport and infrastructure, community safety and the future of our coastal economy. Beneath all of those is another problem: too many people feel unheard, while services operate separately and pass people from one organisation to another.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Listen. Understand. Act.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as Prime Minister?
Andy Burnham is the radical man of the season. He clearly has energy, profile and an ability to connect with people. But being Prime Minister is not about being the personality of the moment. It is about whether you can unite the country, make institutions work and deliver practical results. I would judge him by that.
I seriously doubt his No 10 North will do anything but divide further. It is an attack on a deep-rooted institution of international repute.
How do you differ from the other candidates in Clacton?
I am not standing to follow a party instruction, build a self-propelling political career or take part in a spectacle. I am standing because Clacton deserves a serious local choice. As an independent, I can judge every proposal by whether it helps the people of this constituency—not by which party introduced it. I also bring a broad range of practical experience rather than a lifetime spent inside politics.
What are the main policies you would look to implement as MP for Clacton?
My priorities would be better access to health and care by mobilising the supportive voluntary sector; a more joined-up and practical response to homelessness and addiction; opportunities, skills and work for young people; support for local businesses and town centres; coastal and Jaywick regeneration; and improvements to transport, infrastructure and public spaces. An MP cannot personally run all those services, but can bring organisations together, expose repeated failures, press for accountability and make sure residents are not continually passed around the system.
What is the best night out in constituency?
We are blessed with our two vibrant theatres. I’m a regular at each! For me, nothing too complicated: somewhere local for a good meal, perhaps some live music, plenty of conversation and a walk along the seafront. My favourite café is Seabreeze, the burgers are a delight. I do enjoy the ambience of Frinton, the cafes and the Charity Shops!!! Clacton is at its best when the seafront is alive, the businesses are busy and people are enjoying being together. I recently discovered the food at The Cherry Tree at Great Oakley. A mere cycle ride from my home!
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
First and foremost an apology for his derogative use of Jaywick’s Sunbeam Close for his electoral campaign, and maybe some considerable recompense directly to Jaywick
I would say: “Mr President, to whom much is given, much is required. Use your influence to seek peace, defend freedom and remember the people who feel forgotten.” Strong leadership matters, but power is given for service—not simply for the benefit of the person holding it. What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government? My first responsibility is the people of the constituency.
But the area in which I could probably contribute most would be communities and social renewal—bringing together housing, homelessness, addiction recovery, youth opportunity and local regeneration. Too many of those issues are presently treated as separate problems when they are closely connected.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
My first responsibility is the people of the constituency. But the area in which I could probably contribute most would be communities and social renewal—bringing together housing, homelessness, addiction recovery, youth opportunity and local regeneration. Too many of those issues are presently treated as separate problems when they are closely connected
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
I would restore a sense of shared responsibility. Human rights have neglected human responsibilities!! Government ensures the responsible use public money. Institutions must remember whom they serve.
I am extremely driven to see Universities back in their very original role of being the lead in community enhancement and initiative, by proper research application. I simply cannot understand why and academic research thesis has not resolved the problem of pot holes in roads! The availability of sophisticated and highly durable resins and anchoring raw plugs must hold an answer!
Communities must be given the confidence and power to act. And individuals must recognise that rights come with responsibilities. Britain is very good at describing what has gone wrong. We need to become better at working together to put things right.
Longer answer – Andy Burnham is the radical man of the season. He clearly has energy, profile and an ability to connect with people, but I would want to know whether he is offering genuine reform or simply a different style of party politics. Britain does not need another personality project. It needs leadership grounded in service, responsibility and practical results.
Robin Green – Independent
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
I’d listen – and deal with the long GP waiting times.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Independent who listens.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
A mixed bag – some good ideas, but some missteps.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I’ve an unusually-detailed policy programme – been following politics since 1996.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
NHS/mental-health investment, sensible AI rules, firm but fair immigration.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
The Loft on the seafront, by all accounts.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
Get serious about AI safety – it’s cross-party and international.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
Minister for AI – as someone who actually gets AI/tech.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
Reorient government policy around prioritising economic growth!
Joseph 77 – Independent
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
Ready to go Clacton Culture Campus to progress their pride and status as a Holiday Camp resort.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Unemployment.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Positive response constantly.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
Chancer.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
Colourful to watch and entertaining with a conviction and popular proposals.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
Implement with immediate effect proposal of Clacton Culture Campus.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
Saturday.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
Support my Clacton Culture Campus, it leads to answering global migration.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
Foreign Secretary.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
Be proud, very proud of Britain’s past legacy.
Derrick Norbert Morris – Independent
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
Clacton has serious problems. There are has low employment, a growing elderly population and high incidents of self-harm. They deserve an MP who cares and would consult with them. Direct investments and jobs to develop the economy.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Clacton faces myriad issues; among them are high unemployment, high suicide or self-harm incidents, hopelessness, drug addiction, derelict accommodations, poor bus services, deplorable roads, the beaches are ugly, and people need to have some more pride in this area.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
PRETTIFY & RICHIFY CLACTON
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
Prime Minister Andy Burnham, it’s just a regular British politician who has similar experiences and abilities like Starmer, Sunak and Boris Johnson.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I differ from these candidates in Clacton in myriad ways. I consider myself a senior politician and I think that this race should have been between Mr Farage, Count Binman and me. I have extensive political experience. I lived in the States for 28 years. I am the Modern Father of America-I saved it three times from collapsing. I have profound influence in the UK, I helped Liz Truss with the Low Interest Rate and post-pandemic working stance. I reached out to PM Sunak, Kem, Starmer and Burnham with new ideas. My reason for running is that nobody sees my policies correctly. They try to disguise my policies as theirs, missing it completely. I can make the difference for Clacton
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
I have several policies that I would like to implement here in Clacton if I were the MP. I want to improve education, development for Jaywick and other deprive communities, hope for the young people, 2 million jobs for the young people, housing, infrastructure renewal, beautification of the communities, ambulance should be there in 6 to 8 minutes, I would like to see a big hospital built in Essex and in every county such that it would be so massive 1000 + beds with advanced medical research and opportunities for foreigners to come here to seek health care, end Russia and Ukraine & Israel Iran war, Palestine State, Stop the Boats immediately, better Commonwealth relations, work authorization for migrants, money to repatriate must be earned, new NATO & UN, Change Benefits to Assistance. I have 2 million jobs for the youths
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
The best night out in Clacton would be a multicultural programme and social activities. We can bring the various communities together into the British Cultural Norms.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
I’ll tell President Trump that I love him and America. I will remind him that I lived in America for 28 years and am the Modern Father of America.
I saved America from collapsing 3 times: Clinton impeachment, Obama in averting the inevitable collapse and him during the COVID-19 Pandemic. I can help end this Iran war and save America from becoming irrelevant and collapsing. I understand the economic conditions in America and can provide alternative strategies to what he is currently engaging in. Venezuela and Iran strategies are not productive in the short term.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
I would be focusing on policies. Install a vision of hope; to create the New Greater Britain.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
There are several things that I would like to see change more broadly in the UK. I would like to give Britain a VISION, a new vision – there is no vision.
Nick the Incredible Flying Brick – Monster Raving Looney Party
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
If elected I offer to become the Clacton Football Club mascot
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
The rising threat of political canvassers and parliamentary candidates.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Brick Abolish Gravity
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
Perfect for Manchester
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I don’t
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
We will increase government transparency by moving Parliament to St Osyth Naturist Beach.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
Night walks, I will introduce piranha into Holland Brook and crocodiles around Clacton Pier which will make fishing and wild swimming spectator sports.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
Nothing as he doesn’t listen!
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
The Treasury – I would issue fifty trillion pounds of quantitative easing and give all Clacton voters free lunch, complimentary drinks, crumpets, fags and beer.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
Ban intergalactic interference in British politics by Binface the other Klingons.
Martyn O’Brien – Independent
Why would you be a good MP for Clacton?
I advocate for people and focus on local issues.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Elderly care, unemployment, youth opportunities, transport and Colchester Hospital access.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Independent. Local. Accessible.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
A rebrand, like the Tories. It does not fool me.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I listen to Clacton and build my campaign around residents.
What are the main policies you would implement?
Healthcare, better transport and support to reduce addiction and mental health
What is the best night out in Clacton?
I find a seafront walk relaxing or walking the dogs in the fields.
What would you tell President Trump directly?
Nothing. It could be twisted, and his mind changes daily.
What would your dream government role be?
Health Secretary, improving healthcare, social care and disability support.
What one thing would you change about the UK?
Fix the NHS by cutting waste, not raising taxes.
Nick Pelas – Independent
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
I have lived in Clacton for 12 years plus, I know the community and they know me.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Anti social behaviour, closed and abandoned shops in the town centre, poor perception of the area.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
My slogan in 6 words, sorry: Not left nor right, but local.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
Too early to judge.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I live in the area and know the area very well, its many strengths and weaknesses.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
Mini summit, conversation with landlords and letting agents about opening up these closed buildings and shops in the town centre. Making Clacton an all year round place to visit, not just summer. Boosting and supporting the arts and local business in the area will achieve this.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
A meal out at a seafront venue, followed by a show at one of the local theatres.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
Why are you at war with Iran?
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
I have worked in health and social care as a manager for over 40 years and would like a portfolio in that area.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
Well, now that the weather is changing during the summer period we need to live in a more open relaxed stress-free Mediterranean way, which would improve health outcomes via better diet and all round positive attitude, bring on siestas!
Daniel Pocock – Independent
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
My Global Clacton campaign is based on my global experience. As an engineer, I have a strong focus on accuracy and delivering projects. People can already watch the video of my mission to their sister city, Valence, where I started resurrecting the sister-city relationship.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Mobile network blackspots: that is one of my specialties as an engineer. NHS, police and education should never be taken for granted and they require constant vigilance against cutbacks. Certain areas need more visible police presence. Dignity and career opportunities for youth, as hinted at in my video about Saints and social media. We need a step-change in the rate of insulating or replacing homes to mitigate the cost of living and protect British energy sovereignty. Clacton needs to take initiatives to develop new industries beyond tourism and ensure people feel welcome in the city-centers year-round.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Must-see videos.
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
I challenged Nigel Farage to prove his love for the imperial units of measure by running a mile against the Australian candidate, myself, like the legendary grudge match between Roger Bannister and John Landy. Working westwards from the pier, the mile starts at Burnham Court. Can’t make that up.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
While others are making trashy jokes, I’m already doing the job. See the 8GB Swiss Archive I hope to table in Westminster, the lawsuit with Centrica about estimated billing errors (they charged me over £40,000 due to “estimated billing”, I published the documents), my diplomatic mission to the sister city (video), the legal judgment against IBM Red Hat (my effort to protect children from FSFE), using Freedom of Information to help British citizens seeking asylum abroad, participation with parliamentary committees around the world (e.g. my engagement with the cult inquiry), United Nations forums (video), diagnosing the mobile phone blackspots, procuring a Pothole Whisperer from Australia, documenting the cybersecurity risks of criminals in the open source software ecosystem for schools, assisting Essex police to locate the victim of an assault in the early hours of Sunday morning, 9 August 2026, and documenting the history of rogue Cryptocurrency scammer Mathieu Parreaux in 2023, before he was very belatedly publicly named by both French AMF (“atreide”) and the Swiss FINMA authority in 2025. Notice the current by-election also relates to cryptocurrency concerns. Taylor Swift and Jeffrey Epstein both refused to touch money from certain cryptocurrency bosses, I have also been sounding the alarm for years. Britain can’t afford to have MPs who are complicit in something like that.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
The assisted suicide bill has many risks and needs very careful scrutiny to minimize risks for the elderly, people with disabilities and people who are unwell for other reasons. Wellness and dignified living at all ages can reduce health costs. Examine Labour’s existing policies for renewables and ensure Clacton residents benefit with housing and transport projects. Tramway between Clacton, Jaywick and other districts. Positive alternatives to social media for youth. Creating a safe framework for a British cryptocurrency industry, based on some of my previous analysis of the topic. My great grandfather was one of the ANZACs in WW1 and I have a strong commitment to the global security challenges of war, food prices, energy and migration throughout Britain and the Commonwealth.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
Community Service: I was very fortunate to meet the missionaries from the Legion of Mary when they recently began a program of home visits throughout the district. I took a photo of the missionary visitors, attached, with parish priests Fr Patrick and Fr Peter outside Our Lady of Light, the local Catholic church. (you have permission to use the photo as long as you give a credit). Regrettably, 34 candidates began doorknocking for the unexpected by-election at exactly the same time the Legion of Mary began their own doorknocking program.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
I predicted President Trump’s conflict in the Straight of Hormuz with my blog post Which movie most accurately forecasts the Trump presidency? on 19 January 2017, his first inauguration. I feel I’m a better Trump Whisperer than the Trump lap-dog who recently resigned.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
I famously got my first reference letter from Kim Beazley, we both became the first Australian victims of doxing, in 1997, by the far right and Mr Beazley became Australia’s ambassador to Washington. I’d be happy to do the same job for Britain. As Burnham’s ambassador to Washington, Trump and I could celebrate 10 years since his first election as it coincides with my birthday. The vetting process would have to decide whether having an Australian represent Britain’s diplomatic interests is better or worse than the previous ambassador who was a friend of Epstein. If that falls through, I would be happy to take responsibility for cybersecurity, artificial intelligence and cryptocurrency / cryptofinance portfolios.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
The guy who resigned and called the by-election has been fixated on copying Australian polices, “do like the Australians do”. Therefore, I’d look for a way to cut the 20% VAT down to 10%.
James Ransley – Consensus
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
I’d be a hands on MP focussed on the day-to day casework raised by constituents and think politically I am probably fairly representative of the average voter in Clacton.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Like much of the country residents are finding themselves particularly squeezed by the cost of living and perhaps sceptical that their children/grandchildren are going to have a better life than them. That lack of hope leaves them sceptical of mainstream politics.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Work, not show
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
He’s announced some initial small policies to set the ‘vibes’ for the direction of travel, it’s a bit early to tell and we don’t know how these ambitions will be funded. I think it’s potentially appealing that he seems a bit more willing to break out of the conventional wisdom and discuss bolder ideas but he’ll need to be careful not to spook the financial markets.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
Looking through the group of candidates it seems that my practical experience of leading a local council of 12,000 residents, where we improved and expanded services without raising the council tax, for 4 years is unique.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
A single MP is unlikely to be able to make national policy changes, the focus should be on taking up the seat on the town board to assist Tendring Council in delivering projects within the £60million in redevelopment funding they have received for the Clacton area. There will be bumps in the road from Central Government that Clacton’s MP should lobby on to ensure rapid delivery.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
Haha, I am more of an early bird. The arcade, walk along the seafront and fish and chips for me.
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
Not sure a Clacton MP would have much sway. Perhaps just send him some Clacton sticks of rock, would have to see if we can get some specially made with gold colouring.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
Chancellor – I like numbers. But really would enjoy any role where you can dig into the detail and make a difference.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
I think that there is a lack of focus on incentives. The government makes the law / system but is often then surprised when people make perfectly rational decisions for them because in reality it doesn’t pay for them to do the work or take the risk. Whether that is taking on the extra hours at work, investing in a business or even helping a stranger because people become worried they become liable.
John Stevens – Rejoin EU
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
I do not expect to be the MP for Clacton. Mr Farage will win this seat easily, he has a formidable machine. The opportunity in this extraordinary by-election is to send a clear message unencumbered by mainstream party rivalries and the range of immediate political issues on the very core of Mr Farage’s place in our politics: Brexit. Polling suggests that now some 35% of Clacton voters now believe Brexit to have been a mistake. A significant vote against Brexit in Clacton, of all places, the epicentre of Brexitism, will send a national message and embolden the major parties, especially Labour, but also the Conservatives, to put the country on the path back into the EU through making a commitment to do so in their next manifestos.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Cost of Living and the state of caring services. Both have been very adversely effected by Brexit. The former by a much weaker sterling putting up import prices, notably of food, and pushing up interest rates, which are driving up rents and house prices. The latter by sending home EU workers in the care sector and replacing them with non-EU workers who have lower skills and are more difficult to adapt to UK cultural norms.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
Hot. Surreal. Fun. (or if you want the message: Rejoin the EU).
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
I think Andy Burnham has the right ideas on bringing in PR and in rejoining the EU, as well as on reforming and giving a national career structure to careers (a vital issue in Clacton). But I wonder if he has the courage to act on PR before the next general election, when it is really needed, to avert a potential democratic disgrace, or to put rejoining the EU in the Labour manifesto for that election. I will, I think make serious progress on reforming caring.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I believe I am the only full-scale, serious campaign running against Mr Farage.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
I will not become the MP for Clacton. I am here to allow people to tell the man who brought us Brexit it was a mistake.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
Dinner at the Osteria del Mare Frinton (or if you insist on just Clacton, a walk on the beach east of the pier just before sunset, weather and tide permitting.)
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
You are the most corrupt President in US history and should be in jail.
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
Negotiating our return to the EU.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
Proper proportional representation probably on a UK-wide version of the system now used for the Scottish Parliament.
Baron Von Thunderclap – Monster Raving Looney Party
Why would you be a good MP to the people of Clacton?
I would make a good MP as now being retired I can devote all my time to it. However as this is my 7th attempt (8th if you include the Welsh assembly) I’ve not built my hopes of winning.
What are the main issues Clacton faces?
Having spent time in Clacton there seem to be 2 distinct areas one wealthy and the other run down.
How would you sum up your campaign in three words?
My campaign in 3 words? Two choices: ‘listen to electorate’ and ‘drink Clacton dry!
What do you think of Andy Burnham as PM?
I try not to think of Andy Burnham – I don’t want nightmares.
How do you differ from other candidates in Clacton?
I differ from other polititians in that I have never gone back on my word once elected.
What are the main policies you would look to implement if you were the MP for Clacton?
Main policies, we’d make Clacton Pier take up its seat in the House of Lords, rename Clacton as ‘Eric’.
What’s the best night out in Clacton?
My best night out in Clacton/Eric is the only one so far when I collected my nominations. I found both the town and the holiday park where I stayed friendly and helpful. They both helped my in my campaign to rid the world of real ale (by several pints).
What would you tell President Trump if you could speak to him directly?
You would not print my full opinion of Trump. He has an ego bigger than mine (and many would find that hard to believe possible!)
What would your dream role be if you were asked to join the government?
My dream government role would be Minister in Charge of Saving the Dodo.
If you could change one thing about the UK more broadly, what would it be?
I’d like the UK to go back to the days where people could express their opinion whether wrong or right, and where people got on with and helped their neighbours without this being thought of as unusual, and where everyone of whatever creed/colour/race/religion could get on with everyone else. And NO I didn’t plagiarise that from an old ‘Miss World speech’.
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