Gavin Newsom Fires Up ChatGPT To Find Out What His Political Positions Should Be This Week

SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom opened up his laptop and fired up ChatGPT this morning to find out what his political positions will be this week. The day after proposing a billionaire tax while simultaneously working to defeat a billionaire tax, Newsom checked in with ChatGPT for further guidance on what to do next. "Okay, Chat. What do I believe today?," typed Newsom. "Let's maybe talk law enforcement. Is it good or bad right now? I could go either way, to be honest. What's the vibe out there on the streets about criminals? What's the scuttlebutt?" Newsom has bragged...