Consume Me review - "WarioWare-inspired life simulator"

Consume Me is a narrative-driven coming-of-age story that feels like someone has made a WarioWare mini-game-filled story of being in high school. You play as Jenny, a teenager who is going through a lot of changes throughout the summertime, where she has decided that she must manage a diet, exercise, be cool, and also live her day-to-day life. Consume Me is split into chapters, with your character getting older as each of these chapters continues. You start going into your last year of high school, but move through years of college as you are trying to understand exactly how to spend your very limited time. Each of your days is marked on the calendar, with bigger events getting their own special designs. When the day starts, you get to see a schedule of your time. Stuff like school, eating, and mysterious events are out of your control - but there are often options at those various points.  ... [MORE]